Chat, is this real???

>check the forecast on my work computer >on the side is an ad for novelty tee shirts >the biggest one says "my wife beats me" :puffdownwardspiral:

Note to self: if a girl says she's 3% Native American, it's not a good idea to immediately tell her you're "going to go Custer's Revenge" on her

Sometimes you just gotta doomscroll a random fediverse account

One of these days I'm going to not be insanely tired

Sending Deerblood To Die For Israel As A Funny Prank Joyper

Guy who wants to be the guy

Guy who spends all his free time playing video games but doesn't feel comfortable saying he plays video games because he hasn't played all of them

I'm sick of all this tbh. Or just tired and stuffed and could use a glass of water. One or the other.