I
Really miss my nigga
beatd0ctodeathwitha.club
As a corporate developer I know less about tech than 99% of fosstards online did when they were 12. But you know what I have over them? I can listen to Doin' Your Mom Club Remix Loop while looking at anime girls and occasionally checking on the world's slowest Java compile, all while making a respectable salary for doing so. Also, I have a better hairline.
>buy a novel
>it's old
>about to get up to grab coffee
>notice coffee cup is already full
>the coffee in it is hot
Okay so apparently my memory is already shot
My mutuals all deserve a kiss on the forehead and to be tucked in and told a bedtime story
>guy who has been my internet friend for more than half my life has a gf now
I feel so very betrayed
Guy who plays games on the second-highest difficulty to maximize his misery while avoiding any risk of getting bragging rights
Guy who flays D0c alive
It's Tear Off Your Testicles Tuesday