Shooting steam out of my ears and popping my eyes out and rolling my tongue out like a carpet on the ground as my heart smashes through my ribcage and I faint due to seeing an attractive woman irl groyper

Tomar Tomar Tomar what would you do if you noticed that your entire house had been moving north by one inch every day and when you stayed up to see how it happened you saw an army of miniature yous pop up out of the ground to move it groyper

You can make fun of skibidi toilet all you want but it's still better by leagues than anything gen beta will ever see

There's a The-Girl-Reading-This-shaped hole in my heart

Guy who is pretty good at a lot of things but not the cream of the crop at any of them, and is too self-conscious to enjoy the level of talent he has

I went to the "writing a book" convention and everyone knew you. I went to the "publishing a book" function and not a soul knew your name

So fair as to launch a million hellthreads, The hot tub would boil at your touch. No anime armpit could equal your beaty, Nor anyone's oshi shine so much. An Aryan queen above all, Who could cure the yellow fever of Raul. If you were my sister, Then I would be Lister. Greater than any volume of Touhou piss, The flame of my heart, the Girl Reading This.

mind blown boar

I think most of my mutuals could beat the gorilla alone tbh