Good to see you, Agent 555. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop getting zero bitches.

Yugiohslavia

Rehab but for guys who get zero bitches

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the fediverse instance mugicha.club will be shutting down later this week. This was a difficult decision but will be necessary for our future endeavors. In its place, I am pleased to announce the upcoming creation of The Mugicha Club, a dating app and networking resource for Albanians and Albanian Allies living in exile. We are looking forward to bringing positive change to an inderserved community, and we hope to see some familiar faces in the new community.

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Nomadic conquerors who force their subjects to become nomads as well, called the Wholly Roamin' Empire

Changing my dating app bio to "Former white supremacist activist. Current niche internet microcelebrity."

A lion reposts without liking

Always be the most recent post in every group chat, text chain, DM, email chain, exchange of letters, thread, everything. Always get the last word in, until you finally pass on mid-sentence, hitting enter as you breathe your last.