>I certify under penalty of perjury that I am authorized to act on behalf of the Paramount Global companies CBS Broadcasting Inc[.], CBS Studios Inc[.], Paramount Pictures Corporation, Showtime Networks Inc[.], Viacom International, Inc[.], Black Entertainment Television LLC, and other Paramount Global subsidiaries and affiliates (collectively, the “Rights Owners”), the owners of certain exclusive intellectual property rights in the copyrighted work(s) identified in this notice. I have a good faith belief that the information in this notice is accurate. Wait wait holdon. WHAT entertainment television? Blacked.com??? @Cabanella :gnuke:

there's a wikipedia page of all the libshit name changes in the 2020s and it's fucking hilarious

i love how they added a Redkins hat to the CIA guy selling crack

she witnessed a murder

>automatic 🥀

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