Kek. Almost 🤣🤣

Tell me how they do smoke detector tests in my apartment this morning. I got home for lunch to change my boots, and the key for my door is fucking sitting in the lock. The super just straight up left it in there... The fuck? Thank goodness for cameras.

Ah yeah. Looks like another weekend of not doing laundry. Sorry co-workers.

It's really time to find a different job. Nothing changes with this place, but the people sitting in the office.

I'm all for it. Show Europe what their "one world, no borders" bullshit gets them. We'll be in Chicago, and you can stay there. Meanwhile, you can figure out how to stop the people who have been taught from birth that their only goal is to kill anyone who doesn't share their religion. View quoted note →