Apparently I will be in Seattle in the next two weeks and I haven't built an itinerary. What should I do? I've been once before, and back then I saw the Space Needle, Mount Saint Helens, the MoPOP (back then it was just the rock & roll and scifi museums), the underground city, Pike's Place, and maybe something else I'm forgetting. (cont)

After many, many years, I've added a second wish to my list of things I'd like to happen when I die. I want my tombstone to read "Here lies Nate. He hated Samsung. Like, a lot." I'm not joking.