And now it's exactly *three* weeks away from va-jay-jay surgery on November 20. Not that I'm anxious, nervous or completely freakin' crazed about it. No, definitely not that. Carry on.
Aaaaand... today is exactly four weeks away from "genital origami" surgery (thanks, [@aisling]( ), for the new vocab!) on November 20. But far be it from me to start a countdown. Every week. Possibly every day during the last week. On no, Lisa's not like that at all. And definitely not... anxious or anything. I mean, what could freak me out any more than I am already, right?