The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of the world's luxuries, king by the grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to a new town.

The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful. -- Mark Twain

Beware of Bigfoot!

Private property has crushed true individualism, and set up an individualism that is false. It has debarred one part of the community from being individual by starving them. It has debarred the other part of the community from being individual by putting them on the wrong road and encumbering them. -- Oscar Wilde

All of the exploited, legal or illegal, cooperate in the state of domination. -- Emile Armand

We must do the impossible -- rid the world of nations, bringing the play of intelligent anarchy into a world environment. -- John Cage

Not to speak of war and its crimes, from the guilt of which no civilized state is free, can it be denied that chief among the consequences of the existing social system are murder, maladies, and death. -- Elisee Reclus

Remove the conditional and you destroy God. -- Boris Vian

It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell -- "voluntarily" sell -- himself every day and hour to the "beast of property." -- Johann Most