The Babylon Bee

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Protesters hard at work sowing chaos in the city because of ICE raids and the death of Renee Good have reportedly transitioned ...

GOTHAM CITY — Justice faced a new obstacle in the wake of the Batman's latest daring feat, as Gotham's liberal women gathered outside A...

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TEHRAN — A hush fell over the massive mob of Persians gathered in the streets of Tehran on Monday, as media pundit Tucker Carlson arrived to scol...

U.S. — With the fall of the Ayatollah regime appearing to be imminent, prominent Democrats expressed fear that the dangerous Iranian desire for f...

U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced today that each quarter o...

U.S. — In a powerful protest against Robert F. Kennedy Junior's caution against drinking alcohol at breakfast, liberals have begun chugging ...

U.S. — A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just fired from a different losing football team.

MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state's daycare records were destroyed by fire during...

U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant terror of being senselessly ...