Imagine waking up every day in 2025, checking your XRP bag, and still believing: “We’re early. The banks are coming.” Bro… You bought a pre-mined banker scam run by a bunch of khaki-wearing geriatrics in a WeWork office, who dump on you monthly like it’s a bodily function. You are not a crypto investor. You are a financial abuse victim with Stockholm Syndrome. Bitcoiners are waging a revolution against central banks, and you’re over here roleplaying as a liquidity provider for Ripple’s exit strategy. You’re not going to Valhalla. You’re going to customer service hell where they “open a ticket” and never reply. 🟠 BUY BITCOIN. Before XRP makes you sell plasma for gas money. image
Google has announced a new AI-generated world simulator called Genie 3 It creates 3D environments from a single text prompt that you can explore in real-time
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GOOGLE UNLEASHES GENIE 3 - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR Google’s new “world model” lets AI agents learn by pretending to ski, work in warehouses, or roam mountain lakes - all from a text prompt. It’s like The Sims, but for robots learning how to take your job. DeepMind says it’s a step toward AGI, where AI stops playing chess and starts playing human. This isn’t some science fair demo. Genie 3 is how you train machines to do everything - faster, cheaper, and without needing lunch breaks. Source: Guardian