Me: Idk it seems kinda risky to deploy capital at these levels… My financial advisor:

YESTERDAY HEDGE FUNDS SOLD THE MOST AMOUNT OF GLOBAL STOCKS IN 1 DAY SINCE 2010 PER GOLDMAN SACHS ON THE OTHER HAND RETAIL INVESTORS BOUGHT STOCKS WORTH $4.7 BILLION YESTERDAY THE LARGEST AMOUNT IN OVER 10 YEARS PER JP MORGAN

White House official on President Trump's "thinking" right now, per the Washington Post:

This is actually wild to see— for the first time, Bitcoin is decoupling right before our eyes 🤯

NEW: #BITCOIN JUST BROKE ITS CORRELATION WITH THE S&P THIS IS NOT PRICED IN 🔥

TOYOTA WILL COVER US SUPPLIERS' HIGHER COSTS TIED TO TRUMP TARIFFS - NIKKEI

Prepare for the re-retaliatory tariffs.

"CUT INTEREST RATES, JEROME"

Haven't seen this since during the Covid crash.