The internet is undefeated

🚨BREAKING: Vice President J.D. Vance: “Raiding homes over insults online is Orwellian, and everyone in Europe and the U.S. must reject this lunacy."

Coming soon to the UK and Germany?

BREAKING 🚨: Uranium Uranium has fallen to its lowest price since September 2023 📉

Meanwhile in Canada

Crypto is full of retards. Here’s the proof.

🚨🇩🇪 GERMAN POLICE SEIZE PHONE AND LAPTOP OVER... A CARTOON Armed state police conducted a 6 AM raid on a German citizen's home, confiscating their electronics. Their alleged crime wasn't terrorism or threats—it was sharing a cartoon officials deemed offensive. And it wasn't just one home. Over 50 similar raids happened simultaneously across Germany. Because nothing says "protecting democracy" like police at your door for posting memes. Source: 60 Minutes

Meh....it's probably nothing. 🤔 @thedailyshot

BREAKING: Elon Musk says millions of people over 140 years old are receiving Social Security benefits.

BREAKING: The Reserve Bank of Australia confirmed the existence of fake #Gold bars being held at the Bank of England. Don’t trust, verify. #Bitcoin