Good morning @StillIRise1963 happy 2026!
#elephants #Africa #Kenya #RIPCraig 'The elephant population has grown from 36,280 in 2021 to 42,072 in 2025, the latest official figures show.' https://www.courthousenews.com/conservationists-in-kenya-pay-tribute-to-beloved-super-tusker-elephant-craig-who-died-at-age-54/
Oooo! Okay, TechCrunch! #Mastodon
C'mon kids, say it with me, big voices now: OH WHAT A SHAME
#AI 'AI Village co-creator and Sage director Adam Binksmith insisted that while Pike had “a strong negative experience”—which is certainly one way of describing “Just fuck you all”—the whole experiment is absolutely not a huge waste of time, resources and money.'
Is this an experiment to see if we can hate something more than we collectively hated Clippy?
HOW TO TRICK YOURSELF INTO DOING A 1 MILE FARMER'S CARRY: 1. Get tired of sitting around sniveling. 2. Bribe self w/ a 50mg edible to get off your behind, walk a mile to Food Lion, and buy a few things. 3. Wonder briefly if 50mg edible after more than three week's abstinence is appropriate. Decide you don't care. 4. Get to Food Lion. 5. Buy EVERYTHING. 6. Call yourself names all the way home while eating emergency encouragement Mike and Ikes out of an open box in your shirt pocket.
#NASA #gov #GLAM #space #GiftArticle 'The Trump administration is closing NASA’s largest research library on Friday, a facility that houses tens of thousands of books, documents and journals — many of them not digitized or available anywhere else.'
#Russia #Ukraine #war #Crimea #archaeology 'Supporters argue his work has helped preserve Crimea's ancient heritage, but critics say he is no better than a looter of Ukrainian history making the most of Russia's occupation.'
Thank God I didn't read this at 4am, I'd be worried I was having a stroke