"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act, but a habit." I may not be excellent but I'm pretty damn good.

Hey witchy type people, whenever the wife burns palo santo incense I get voraciously hungry, what the fuck does that mean?

Friday night motherfuckers (I worked 1 day this week)

Nine years ago was 2017, what are you still obsessing about?

Enjoying the finest bowl of nachos that leftovers and canned beans can conjure.