They left a trail of rose petals to the bedroom, but the roomba had other plans...
BSDM stands for Business Data Systems Management
I just saw a BMW driver use their blinker. The end of times are upon us.
Find the kitty challenge image
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Jupiter has 97 moons and an outrageous werewolf problem
Browsing my timeline image
Them: **holding a kitten** Do you want to see the rest of them in my unmarked van down that alley? Me: Just who do you take me for!? Of course I want to see!!
An artist and their helper
Playing the kitty bagpipes