Shoutouts to the squirrel out there rattling the chain link fence right outside my window Go fuck yourself

I like not having to style my hair it looks good as is

Next time my friend comes over I'm going to pat him down to check for a wire just to fuck with him

Fludd is an awesome character go fuck yourself

Anybody wanna lend me $3,000 real quick? 👉👈🥺

Smosh SHUT UP sound effect stuck in my head

They call it a piggy bank because I stick my hog in there

Can't wait to play the new smash game

Should I make pizza rolls or eggs