I want everyone to know I contributed a dollar to the Onion earlier this year, so, you know, you’re welcome.

‘“Some of the vaguest language ever devised has been used here in the last three days,” he continued. “The fact that there are 45,000 ‘trailblazers’ here couldn’t devalue the title any more.”’ Brutal. Excellent.

Comedian John Mulaney roasts SF techies at Dreamforce

"Let me get this straight," he said. "You're hosting a 'future of AI' event in a city that has failed humanity so miserably?"

Extremely gross take from someone who used to operate a reliable, trustworthy, and lightweight bookmarking service. What’s a good replacement?