Me: Wow, I've actually been sticking to my diet goals, and I'm feeling great! Girl Scouts: Wanna buy some cookies? 😏 (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #GirlScouts #Scouting #GirlScoutCookies #ThinMints #GSA #GirlGuides #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #FatCats #Catstodon #Dieting #Diet

🥳 Happy New Year! 🎉 Another fun idea you can only do on New Years Eve... On New Years Eve, at around 11:55pm, order a pizza for delivery. When it arrives, tell the driver, “I ordered this a year ago.” (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #HappyNewYear #HappyNewYears #NewYearsDay #NewYear #Hogmanay #NewYearsEve #NewYear2025 #NewYears2025

This week's theme is #ChristmasTrees.🎄 (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #Christmas #ChristmasTree #ClassicArt #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #Artwork #Painting #Artists #Botticelli #Dali #Matisse #Michelangelo #Mondrian #Monet #OKeeffe #Picasso #Seurat #VanGogh #Vermeer #Warhol #Artworks

This week's theme is #ChristmasTrees.🎄 BONUS #JOKE A copy of "A Christmas Carol" just fell on my toe… It hurts like the Dickens. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Holidays #Christmas #ChristmasTree #Starfish #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #DadJoke #DadJokes #AChristmasCarol