USB4 OverDrive HyperConnect Type‑G‑TwinRow Deluxe 4.3X(n)™ aka USB Type X: For the multi-tiered, data-fragmentation connectivity compatible device, enabling nominally predictable data propagation conventionalities through user adherence to interfacial alignment protocols.

Red pandas are called that because they’re communists.

If you want to you can shapeshift just a little bit as a treat.

Cereal ports, for connecting a hull modem cable with the correct pin-oat. Beware wiring quality or you could end up with croptalk and bad seednal propagation. Some setups could do with a germinating resistor pack. I’ll delete this if you pay me. Pay more and I might apologise too.

A classic.

Facebook was launched closer to the release of the original Macintosh than to today.

Windows does update. Now opens Game Bar when webcam turns on. Industrial paper cutter uses a webcam to detect registration dots. Game Bar opens on every sheet feed. I swear half of admin work in 2025 is slapping windows' fingers away from the controls. No! Bad OS. BAD! *gets the spray bottle*

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

Tidied the collection a little.

A Termite grenade, a powerful if slow incectiary device for the destruction of wooden structures.