If you want to you can shapeshift just a little bit as a treat.

Cereal ports, for connecting a hull modem cable with the correct pin-oat. Beware wiring quality or you could end up with croptalk and bad seednal propagation. Some setups could do with a germinating resistor pack. I’ll delete this if you pay me. Pay more and I might apologise too.

A classic.

Facebook was launched closer to the release of the original Macintosh than to today.

Windows does update. Now opens Game Bar when webcam turns on. Industrial paper cutter uses a webcam to detect registration dots. Game Bar opens on every sheet feed. I swear half of admin work in 2025 is slapping windows' fingers away from the controls. No! Bad OS. BAD! *gets the spray bottle*

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

Tidied the collection a little.

A Termite grenade, a powerful if slow incectiary device for the destruction of wooden structures.

Patina.

Nintendo Gamma Boy.