CAPTURED! https://hell.twtr.plus/media/cdc09baf22caf3364e03dc91aba897bb41cc95d21dd34f1052bdcf1c7198a195.file

🎅 Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus pulled over for speeding in Fulton County, Ohio. Santa was let off with just a warning.

TONY HINCHCLIFFE: "San Francisco has become a shithole. It used to be so beautiful. Do you remember the intro to Full House? The house is still full because 23 Somalians live in it now." https://hell.twtr.plus/media/64240987683d5efdf0cf70e5d525eb5303bc291d2729305e2c89c54b2a9c2442.file

TONY HINCHCLIFFE: "Can you guys tell @elonmusk to use his rockets for something positive like immigration? Do you have any idea how fast you can get illegal immigrants back to where they came from on a rocket? I looked into it. It's 26 seconds from here to Tijuana, Mexico." https://hell.twtr.plus/media/2493cc6767de6034dca24ea86b5c8d02f4ff23c0bb053eecf8933cf78e27a1b0.file

Secretary Marco Rubio has canceled 95,000 thousand visas this year. 👏 https://hell.twtr.plus/media/26db36a14adf0e1c1eaad7e7e5f4024e90c9d6d9c2d5cd167d958d72934897f9.file

A customer recorded a disturbing scene at a Dunkin’ in Crofton, Maryland, showing an employee sitting on a food prep table and clipping his toenails behind the counter during his shift. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/b1992e7e44946bd0a5a9545dc9e4f27dcada31381b39aaea1909f3739bb3ec2d.file

This daredevil hitched a kneeboard to the back of a pickup truck and took a muddy ride along Bear Valley Road through the heart of Hesperia on Christmas Eve.

Months after a Miami hotel was exposed for having Indian workers remotely handle front desk check-ins, an Atlanta-based security firm has now been caught relying on overseas Indian staff to operate security robot dogs. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/741395b4ec10f41fb0df7783ec6941c5cfdae833b4c8fa1f66b4b82527694bfb.file

Dan Hoffman: "Make no mistake—President Trump cares a lot more about the soldiers fighting and dying in that region than Vladimir Putin does. But in spite of all that, I just don't think that Russia wants to make a deal." https://hell.twtr.plus/media/b7026ece0278d59322fb1b48b7df60fcd50a42a5913c1df57e0a8d895377cfd5.file

A prominent Rhode Island Democrat referenced her position on police bodycam footage before being arrested in a traffic stop. Maria Bucci, 51, chairwoman of Cranston’s Democratic Party committee, now faces a misdemeanor DUI charge, media reports say.