POTUS: "What do you want from Santa?" CHILD: "A Kindle." POTUS: "That's pretty good. You must be a High IQ person. We need more High IQ people in the country." https://hell.twtr.plus/media/93d92b00827bf78510e1c7f86b0948119d76ad38460ba7ef6612640911773b4f.file

POTUS: "What would you like Santa to bring?" CHILD: "Not coal!" POTUS: "You mean 'clean, beautiful coal.'" https://hell.twtr.plus/media/1d8d1cc2ae03b53c6fd6be1fb392a1420e616a64038bc5b65d8930b99a880310.file

Trump speaks with an eight-year-old North Carolina girl who wants to know if Santa will be mad if she doesn't leave him cookies: "I think he won't get mad, but I think he'll be very disappointed. Santa tends to be a little on the cherubic side." https://hell.twtr.plus/media/9420f926619f29ecd29b9dd368fed26fe3463144e46c974db46c4a62e22503e0.file

SCOTT JENNINGS: "President Trump should hire Nancy Pelosi in retirement to manage Americans' stock market portfolios. She beat the S&P 500 by 559%. We could all be retired in 6 months.” https://hell.twtr.plus/media/135d5cf51433711b5a93697a191ada372772a4e46cc3cdcf186ead0809da2970.file

Maryland police held a press conference on an attempted vehicular attack on ICE agents, saying a white van tried to run them over, prompting agents to fire. One person in the vehicle was hit by gunfire. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/5287db7e5a4eaa0a38caefc7203673f006417ecf8f9753d04e59d17e7f178008.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/bbc22be53917ac7fedafffa329bea9135390a23bec7ed6ca587b892a27349237.file

🤯 Sen. Rand Paul’s 2025 Festivus Report reveals $15 million spent on “monkeys playing a video game” and $1.1 million on teenage ferrets binge drinking alcohol. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/45ee105e146b076507fce76123660c5bd397d4f58fd5d62330296db5a5ad1bd5.file

NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani announced his inaugural committee members for his January 1 swearing-in, which will be conducted by NY Attorney General Letitia James and U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/ac515ab9953e9ef77a2525108b30680d78516ab60b0c85c4336ebee0384df583.file