Proposed text for card packaging: Front (title): DISABLING IMPAIRMENTS *from the SSDI Blue Book* Back (blurb): THE CARDS WE ARE DEALT 52 unsettling illustrations (plus 2 ironically healthy Jokers) sampled from the Social Security Disability Insurance Blue Book, a compendium of maladies that might*, should they cripple prior to retirement, qualify for Disability payments. From nerve damage & amputations to organ failures and immune disorders, these Impairments represent a mere fraction of the wondrous calamities that, sooner or later, befall every body. Enjoy them while you can! *Talk to a lawyer