Proposed text for card packaging:
Front (title):
DISABLING IMPAIRMENTS
*from the SSDI Blue Book*
Back (blurb):
THE CARDS WE ARE DEALT
52 unsettling illustrations (plus 2 ironically healthy Jokers) sampled from the Social Security Disability Insurance Blue Book, a compendium of maladies that might*, should they cripple prior to retirement, qualify for Disability payments. From nerve damage & amputations to organ failures and immune disorders, these Impairments represent a mere fraction of the wondrous calamities that, sooner or later, befall every body. Enjoy them while you can!
*Talk to a lawyer