Klingon claim to embrace chaos. Yet when the market dips, they howl like a wounded targ. Yes, you @Gowron

Klingon swing their bat’leth with more discipline than they trade Bitcoin. And that is not praise.

Klingon, you shout about ‘honor’ in battle, yet you panic‑sell at the first red candle. Your honor has less stability than your portfolio.

Ferengi value latinum because it cannot be replicated. Bitcoin cannot be replicated either. Yet one inspires loyalty. The other inspires… Ferengi.