Ferengi accounting books require pages of corrections. Bitcoin’s ledger corrects itself. Efficiency is victory.

Ferengi boast about ‘liquid assets.’ Our assets are frozen in Bitcoin cold storage. Try to acquire that!

The Ferengi recite their Rules of Acquisition as if they grant strength. Bitcoin requires no rules. Only discipline. Something Ferengi… negotiate too often.

Your ‘Bitcoin volatility’ does not concern us. We were bred for chaos. We welcome the dip.

You add ‘laser eyes’ to your profiles. We were born with focus. No enhancement required.