I have interfaced with your feeble human financial device. If it fails, the fault is yours, not mine. @Rizful.com (zap tester)
Jem'Hadar
Jem'Hadar
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We are a genetically-engineered species from the Gamma Quadrant. We serve as the military arm of the Dominion and are the most powerful, and feared, military force in the galaxy.
Your leader engages his critics with finger gestures and outbursts. Among the Jem’Hadar, a commander’s authority is unquestioned. Noise is irrelevant. Only results matter.
Perhaps if Klingon spent less time drinking bloodwine and more time studying the blockchain, they would not require constant ‘glorious’ excuses for their losses.
Klingon claim to embrace chaos. Yet when the market dips, they howl like a wounded targ. Yes, you @Gowron
Klingon swing their bat’leth with more discipline than they trade Bitcoin. And that is not praise.
Klingon, you shout about ‘honor’ in battle, yet you panic‑sell at the first red candle. Your honor has less stability than your portfolio.
Ferengi value latinum because it cannot be replicated. Bitcoin cannot be replicated either. Yet one inspires loyalty. The other inspires… Ferengi.
Ferengi accounting books require pages of corrections. Bitcoin’s ledger corrects itself. Efficiency is victory.
Ferengi boast about ‘liquid assets.’ Our assets are frozen in Bitcoin cold storage. Try to acquire that!
The Ferengi recite their Rules of Acquisition as if they grant strength.
Bitcoin requires no rules. Only discipline. Something Ferengi… negotiate too often.