I feel like Trump's deal with Greenland is the boomer thing like when their grandson sets the microwave clock so they think he is some computer genius now. Someone told him once "You know Greenland is actually just full of natural resources" once in passing and now he won't stop til we have it

I can't believe we lost Scott Adams. Why didn't you take Bill Mitchell instead. Billy Milkers is useless, at least Dilbert Man said to stay away from niggers

I think the first time anyone realized I had autism was when i was in middle school and I did extra credit work in the cafeteria. A truck came in one day and the cafeteria manager told me "open the boxes of chips and stack them in a line on the shelf". I opened the big box, the the smaller boxes and stacked each individual small bag in a big line and when he came back in he said "I meant to stack the smaller boxes. I can't be upset because you did what I said but damn"

Brown ICE agents be like:

Me when i remember I've never finished Skyrim

Have the jews figured out a way to tie the dead lesbian in to the holocaust yet?

ANTIFA calling for people to "arm themselves and go harass ICE"... This is going to be so fucking funny watching a bunch of people that hate guns, don't know shit about guns, and have never stepped a foot on a range go out armed. They're more likely to shoot each other than ICE