Venezuela today: *celebrating* Venezuela in about a month:

Released image of the Maduro kidnapping raid

"The elites don't want you to know this but the Presidents of other countries are free, you can take them home. I have Nicolás Maduro chained in the Lincoln bedroom and Hugo Chavez's remains in the Rose Garden"

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We should give these to cops but they should be the size of a Super Scope 6

I'm tired of hating the same four groups of people all the time. I'm going to invent new racism.

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell retiring together to go spend their golden years having creaky old people sex on your money groyper