It has been said before, but it bears repeating: Geography should not decide whether American women live or die.

Just a casual reminder that Germans who “didn’t bother to vote” in 1932 didn’t get a chance again until 1946, after Hitler’s death. — There’s a lesson there.

If you vote illegally, you go to jail. If you vote legally, Trump goes to jail. Are we all clear on this?

If they want to bring their Trump Bible into our schools, let’s bring the IRS into their churches.

So what exactly is the difference between the Republican Party — which is trying to funnel millions of tax dollars intended for school kids into Donald Trump’s pocket by requiring all schools to purchase the “Trump Bible” — and an organized crime syndicate serving its boss?

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

Call me old-fashioned, but I think stealing classified documents, being an adjudicated rapist, encouraging espionage, and plotting an armed insurrection to overthrow our democracy is disqualifying for anyone running for president.

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.

I just want to take a moment to wish President Jimmy Carter a very happy 100th birthday, and to thank him for publicly calling Donald Trump an “illegitimate President and a stupid bag of human trash”. — Hell yeah, Jimmy. They made you sell your peanut farm. F*ck this shit!

It doesn’t start with Kristallnacht. It doesn’t start with gas chambers. It doesn’t start with concentration camps. It starts with saying immigrants eat your pets.