Ah, I remember 1998 like it was yesterday. Windows 98! Bondi Blue iMac! The “Cuban Missile Crisis” 😏 You’ve Got Mail! But we’re not here to reminisce. We’re here to consider why the so-called “AI Revolution” of today is not like the Internet Revolution of 26 years ago. (Also, researchers: *please* get in touch with me. I can be part of your control group!)