Satya Nadella wants us to stop saying “AI slop.” Jensen Huang is begging us to stop saying “hurtful” things about AI. Dislike AI? Distrust Big Tech? Keep speaking out. The CEOs of the biggest companies in the world wouldn’t be trying so hard to change the narrative if it didn’t matter.

Gizmodo

Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI

" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.

LinkedIn is social media the same way that thing with cake in the conference room last Friday was a “party.”

"Bonobo. James Bonobo." Is a thing I just thought of solely to justify saying "Miss Monkeypenny."

Try to live your life in such a way that, after it ends, people don't use words like "complicated legacy" to describe it.

Microsoft’s drive encryption technology: BitLocker. Microsoft’s executive culture: BotLicker. #Copilot

I boost my old toots to conserve the rare earth elements that would be consumed to manufacture new ones.

Oh, no, you found a flaw in the logic of my joke! Now I’m going to prison.

I’ve noticed a number of sites also recognize and reject iCloud’s per-site email addresses. This is, as Alex says, sketchy as fuck. If you insist on only accepting my “real” email address, you can’t be trusted with it.

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Alex Rosenberg (@alexr@mastodon.online)

Dear services that refuse email addresses that have the name of the service in the address: We domain owners do that because we do not trust you n...

🎶 in the key of Cake: I want a workday with a short to do list and a looooooooooong lunch break.

Forgot the term "thread count" so I just asked what resolution these sheets were.