Christians like to say God answers every prayer—it's just that sometimes, the answer is "No." By the same token, I "answer" all of my email. It's just that sometimes my answer is "Deleted."

Linux is the kernel's name. Technically, the OS should be called GNU's monster.

You want to waste a bunch of of water to produce some plausible-sounding but likely wrong text? You don’t need an LLM. I’ll just go take a long shower and then toot whatever comes to mind.

Did I hear that tomorrow is Cybermen Day? #CyberMonday #CybermenDay

What bozo named it Alexa Plus and not LLexa?

If we were doing this by writing letters, we would be pen pals. But instead, we correspond by typing on our phones, which makes us thumb chums.

The base for our Christmas tree has three bolts; if the tree isn’t perfectly straight, you can adjust the bolts one at a time until it has caused you to go completely mad.