The USA is 38 trillion dollars in debt? Fuck it, I'll take the debt. Transfer the debt to me. Let me take that on so the rest of the country doesn't have to suffer. I'll be a trillionaire in debt. I don't care, it's not even real. Just transfer the debt to me. The debt dies with me.
My new years resolution is whenever I interact with women I'm going to maintain full uninterrupted eye contact far beyond what is comfortable or socially acceptable. This is going to be interesting.
