Private equity types to snap up NoSQL biz Couchbase $1.5 billion offered for database company valued at $1.2 billion four years ago Document database company Couchbase is set to be bought by a private equity biz in all-cash transaction valued at approximately $1.5 billion.… #theregister #IT
Breaking the nerd internet: Three overlapping generations of tech history – in one selfie Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds, and Dave Cutler have dinner Sysinternals founder Mark Russinovich's after-dinner photo just flipped the nerd world into Kardashian-like levels of internet meltdown.… #theregister #IT
Wolfspeed to file for Chapter 11 in deal cutting 70% of debt Power chip biz to hand over equity to lenders, wipe out most shareholders, and keep running during restructuring Wolfspeed, maker of bandgap chips for power and radio frequency applications, is to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the "near future" after striking an agreement with creditors to cut its $6.5 billion debt by roughly 70 … #theregister #IT
Experts count staggering costs incurred by UK retail amid cyberattack hell Cyber Monitoring Centre issues first severity assessment since February launch Britain's Cyber Monitoring Centre (CMC) estimates the total cost of the cyberattacks that crippled major UK retail organizations recently could be in the region of £270-440 million ($362-591 million).… #theregister #IT
Economists sceptical over UK Spending Review's partly AI-driven 10% budget cuts MPs hear doubts over efficiency savings that are reliant on speculative gains from IT, machine learning Leading economists have questioned how the UK government's Spending Review can determine exactly 10 percent cuts to admin budgets — partly powered by AI and digital transformation — across ce… #theregister #IT
The one thing SME IT can do that the big guys can’t: Change the world Not quite the answer to life, the universe and everything, but not far off Opinion  The smaller the org, the better the jobs. Not universally true, but a good rule of thumb. Small organizations have fewer layers of management, and each individual has much more influence. One voice in 50 is 100 times louder than on… #theregister #IT
Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a massive meltdown And was saved by an even worse meltdown caused by someone else Who, Me?  Welcome to another working week and therefore another installment of Who, Me? – The Register's reader-contributed column where you confess to making a mess and somehow find safe egress.… #theregister #IT
Huawei chair says the future of comms is fiber-to-the-room, which China has and the rest of us don’t Also points to important markets among the 300 million people who will soon work as delivery riders or influencers Huawei’s chairman Xu Zhijun – aka Eric Xu – has called out China’s enormous lead in fiber-to-the-room (FTTR) installations.… #theregister #IT
AI-hosted infomercial shifts $7.5 million worth of product in China PLUS: India tries to untangle TXT marketing opt-ins; China’s AI crackdown succeeds; Australia and Boeing team AWACS, drones; and more! Asia In Brief  Chinese web giant Baidu last week staged a livestream hosted by an AI version of local influencer Yonghao Luo and scored 13 million hits and $7.5 million of sales.… #theregister #IT
Former US Army Sergeant pleads guilty after amateurish attempt at selling secrets to China PLUS: 5.4M healthcare records leak; AI makes Spam harder to spot; Many nasty Linux vulns; and more Infosec in brief  A former US Army sergeant has admitted he attempted to sell classified data to China.… #theregister #IT