There's something extraordinarily off-putting about a computer program trying to act sassy

And until all of this is true, we have not won. View quoted note →

When we win, everyone will get to play video games all day, the games will be good, and the speedrunners will all be straight and fairly normal

Geffrey Epstain, the man who trafficked hags to poor people until he killed himself

When we win, this will be a barcade View quoted note →

Wild experience this morning >at cabin on vacation >sleeping in the little bunkhouse >hear animal noises from outside >heavy breathing and scratching >couple minutes later it goes away >peek out windows, see nothing >step out, obvious trail of scratch marks lead to cabin >cabin door is beat to shit >it's also only partly closed >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur

We're gonna do terrible things to you dawg. We're gonna tie your shoelaces together. We're gonna put a "kick me" sign on your back. We're gonna swap your pen for a dried-up pen.