"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

The masculine urge to expel a foul ooze

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

"Me and my Bible under a tree" except it's an e-bible and there's no tree because I'm inside

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

Everything you enjoy is either feminine, Jeet-coded, or nigger behavior. Sorry you had to find out this way.

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

A CRUMMY PAIL OF WATER???

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

I Really miss my nigga

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

beatd0ctodeathwitha.club

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

As a corporate developer I know less about tech than 99% of fosstards online did when they were 12. But you know what I have over them? I can listen to Doin' Your Mom Club Remix Loop while looking at anime girls and occasionally checking on the world's slowest Java compile, all while making a respectable salary for doing so. Also, I have a better hairline.

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

>buy a novel >it's old

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

>about to get up to grab coffee >notice coffee cup is already full >the coffee in it is hot Okay so apparently my memory is already shot

"I Should Write A Book" Joyper 7 months ago

My mutuals all deserve a kiss on the forehead and to be tucked in and told a bedtime story