The magic of #Bitcoin isn't the transfer of money to someone 10,000 miles away – it is the transfer of money to someone 10,000 days away.

When your crypto portfolio is down but you remember you're not a financial advisor, you're a wizard. 🧙‍♂️✨

When you’ve been explaining why you bought #Bitcoin all day but someone asks what you think about #Dogecoin.

Bitcoin's mood swings are wilder than a Nairobi matatu driver in rush hour. One minute 🚀, the next 📉. Buckle up!

Bitcoin's price is on the rise! I think my wallet is growing a pair of horns.