“Life was good until Dad downloaded Kalshi. He was so busy predicting the future, he didn’t need to bet on ours anymore.”

One California like away from self acceptance.

Looking at you stand makes my neck hurt

My good work takes time. My gooder work takes timer.

4:44

There’s good bbq where the wind blows, sweeping down the plains.

A giraffe is a horse designed by committee.

If you find yourself backing the line, and you see 13 personnel, prepare to get your chin popped.

Imagine if I wasn't a typo machine. It's easy if you try.

Appy riday riends. Fine greeting, just missing the HRF. Imagine if the world was.