Can't quite believe that there's now a SEVEN part series up on the site. Ludicrously hot, beautifully read, and a journey that takes in so many different #kinky experiences. Come check out the latest in this series on the site! Huge thanks to @npub1n60x...s00e 😍 (and there's MORE coming soon!) #AudioPorn #Kink #BJ
"He went on to explain that bare #feet really turned him on and actually he was solid as we spoke" More #AudioPorn from the archive! This one courtesy of the fabulous Sherryl Blu!
“Just because there are no *romantic* feelings, doesn’t mean that I have no feelings at all.” NEW blog, ‘casual’ sex doesn’t mean you get to treat the other person with contempt. Fabulous art by [@stuart_cb]( ) image
Work/personal news: I recently scored one of these kickass things off my sponsor Lovense and I am pretty excited because I am a big nerd who enjoys smart features (yes, I know there are data issues that come with smart #SexToys - I am fully informed and consenting) My problem is there is too much I want to do with it to fit into one blog post. FOR EXAMPLE... 🧵
I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.
NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: “You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.” https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cum-not-asleep/ #cum #sleep #sex
#ICYMI this week's new #AudioPorn! If you like something soft and intimate with lots of kissing. If you prefer something fucking disgusting, here's last week's: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in-my-mouth-and-elsewhere/ I cater to a range of tastes.
"My favourite thing is when my dom brags about me, or is telling someone about what I do for them and the other person gets super jealous that they don’t have someone like me." Fantastic guest blog from this time last year by Harley <3
EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I've tried. Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore... #NewYear #SexBlog
This basically never happens, but today my Dad told me a story about when I was little. He used to read to me from Winnie the Pooh, and he’d do SUCH good voices. His Piglet was truly world class. Today he was talking about it and saying he remembered asking me why I closed my eyes while he was reading, instead of looking at the illustrations. And apparently I replied: “The pictures in my head are always better.”