"He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks."
NEW #AudioPorn by @npub1n60x...s00e - the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend!
"Every street and tree and car belongs to a world in which a man is going to be inside me."
NEW guest blog about #FirstTime sex, and it's really beautiful β€οΈ
I have to fill out a wish list for some silly family gift exchange but it just makes me feel so impotent. I need nothing. I want no physical objects. All I want for Christmas is for the people I love to be well and happy. And they donβt fucking sell that at Argos π‘
I may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but do I have the arse that could launch a man off the sofa and onto the Overground at midnight on a very cold Wednesday?
NEW blog, with gorgeous art by [@stuart_cb](
I see racists are doing "did you know X% of kids in Glasgow/London/Birmingham don't have English as a first language!?" bullshit again.
BILINGUAL. The word you're looking for to smack them down is 'bilingual'. Most children who 'don't have English as a first language' have two languages. Sometimes more! Why do you hate this? It's fucking beautiful!
