Sometimes life feels futile, like nothing you can do will ever make a difference. But that is almost never the case.
The UK has a shortage of blood right now, and they're urgently looking for more donors. If you're eligible to be a donor, you could literally save someone's life in less than an hour.
This weekend I did something I thought I’d never do: I rode a Lime bike.
And honestly, I can totally see why Lime bike riders are such a menace on the roads. I went full goblin mode. Pure glee. Powering through empty back streets in the pouring rain, cackling with laughter about my bike-based superpowers. Never been happier. They should ban these immediately.
"I looked into his eyes searching for his truth. Something I saw there had me nodding my consent."
Tentacle #AudioPorn by @npub1lg8d...l7az from this time last year! Absolutely love the [@stuart_cb](
We don’t talk enough about how sexy Zohran Mamdani is. I mean sure, his policies are good and his messaging is positive and powerful but also, importantly, I would really love to snog him.
"Soon a carpet of doormats had amassed and since I was at the end Mistress Müller busied herself batting me with her crop and offering a few teasing words about the delightful jiggliness of my butt"
NEW #AudioPorn by Jenby! High protocol #kink: the rules MUST be obeyed ;-)
