Rampant Consumerism! Selling Out Fast! #TheAmazingAdventuresOfCardboardBoy Customer: Hello. I'd like to order a cardboard Keir Starmer and a flamethrower. SalesAgent: Is that an actual Cardboard Keir Starmer or a fake cardboard Keir Starmer? Customer: Which is most expensive? SalesAgent: One moment. (*muffled*) Dave! Dave, which one's more 'spensive of the kardbaud-starmah's? Fake or real? (*other voice further away, sounds like lambie*) That is a philosophical question of individual values, priorities and international law. The benchmark is international law, and it is for the US to justify its actions accordingly. My focus is on the defence of the United Kingdom. (*un-muffled*) Sorry, caller. We're all totally screwed. Customer: *sigh* I'll get one from Poundshoplandbargainsworks. SalesAgent: And, the flamethrower? Customer: Aldi or Lldi, I guess. SalesAgent: Yes. It's amazing what you can get from their midl aisles. [thanks to our brilliant legal team] #DaVoidLambie #YratteCupper #SherbetMadmoo

Seeräuber-Jenny #PirateJenny #SeeräuberJenny

No, Elon. You can just fuck off. #ElonMusk

#HayEye #HayEyeEyeDee #CardboardBoy #TheAmazingAdventuresOfCardboardBoy "The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy" Dear Keith, If I had access to a large supercomputer I'm sure that I too could convince you that I have a product that can do stuff. (Not amazing stuff, just stuff.) You could then commit the UK government to spending billions on my super doing stuff product. However, you would then need to purchase ... No. Let me rephrase that. You would then have to GIVE ME lots of money to purchase lots of facilities (let's just call them "dara centets") to do the super doing of the only one super stuff product doing of super product stuff. Yes, you will need to purchase/rent the use of EVEN MORE of these dara centets if you wish to do more than just the one of the super product doing other super product stuff stuffs. Definitely commit to years of paying me money for the dara centets which will need electrical power from committed generation sources (let's call them Oil & Nuke Environmental Pollution Devices) which both dara centets and plower pants will need maintenance and subsidiary services (such as "lower pines" and "tater in wake" and "tooling cowers") for the limited time that they will be needed (say, 50 years?). Every time I use the supercomputer to persuade you to spend money on a different super product stuff (Ennachess Records, the Polly's Fecal Recognition System, OfCom Age Verification) each time the waste of money and resources will intensify and amplify at an exponential rate. 👍 Also, get security companies involved for no particular reason! 👍👍👍 Now, I don't want to unduly influence you and I wouldn't say your expertise in Human Rights Law is not useful when it comes to Technology but maybe get advice from someone who is critical of super product stuff before giving me lots and lots of money, ey? kind regards, your parasitic leech and buddy, Theter Piel

I draw the line at Kiera Knightley. Once in awhile when I feel like it is okay but Knightley is too much. #ITV

#OhTheCrimesCommitted "The Last Dictator" by Crime & The City Solution #CrimeAndTheCitySolution #Bandcamp

Crime & the City Solution

The Last Dictator 1, by Crime & the City Solution

from the album Paradise Discotheque

#RealityFiction Rachel: ChatGPT on the wall, tell me who is the most budgetforecastingful of them all. ChatGPT: At this point in your career, you should try chicken entrails. Rachel: I did! ChatGPT: What did they say? Rachel: They told me to fuck off. ChatGPT: Damn, they're good! ( sponsored by Gooogle Gehenna 👍)

#BadFoodAdvice #GoodAdvice Getting jalapeno pickle water in your eye is unpleasant.