Great news everyone! I saw code so terrible yesterday that I quit my job on the spot, for realsies. Enjoy what should be the last post about me gazing directly into corporate-hell:

Get Me Out Of Data Hell — Ludicity

Future posts will be about the dystopian hellscape that I conjure into being at my own business.

I just looked at code so bad that I decided to resign today instead of December. I feel like Satan just reached through my eyeballs and punched me in my frontal cortex.