In 2026 we ramp up the campaign to make burgers wider instead of taller

Uncool of the year to sneak in one more Monday morning.

We just baby-proofed the house. There’s no way a baby is getting in now.

Here is my year in review

In front of you are two doors and two guards. One will never give you up. One will never let you down.

It’s tomorrow y’all

I’m sure we can all agree