I’ve never had such a swift switch-up on a person as I had on Kendrick Lamar this year. My man Cole has more raw talent and decency in a finger than this half pint bitch who can’t marry a woman he’s been ‘engaged’ to for a decade does in his entire body.

My dad brought me buckeye chocolates from Cincinnati and I finished a whole box just now. I’m not usually a fan of candy but these are divine.

*Highly* recommended reading for anyone who is interested in or has the tiniest bit of experience dealing with matters of love, desire, or romance (which should be most people). I read this many years ago and still return to it time and time again when I feel confused about my feelings or reactions to a particular person, or when, God forbid, I start to develop a crush and find myself needing a reality check. Most insightful secular book I am currently in the possession of.

Fact: I was born with straight hair and one day my mom shaved my head and the hair grew back curly. I talk about curly hair so much because I’m a fraud.

There’s nothing I hate more on Twitter than people with large followings who stay quiet about the important things. Whether due to fear or apathy or some misguided believe that their ‘posts don’t make a different,’ it’s all a sickening revelation of their character.

ATTENTION: GOOD NIGHT SLEEP TIGHT 🌝⭐️

‘You made me acknowledge the devil in me, I hope to God I’m talking metaphorically, hope that I’m talking allegorically’