Zuckerberg Minion 382A: sir, this user refuses to interact with Reels. We've tried everything--AI lactation porn, American teenagers in wicked weasel bikinis, clearly trafficked and terrified Asian women in lingerie... We even tried adding hysterical cackling laugh tracks to the scared Asian women. But he just won't click! Zuckerberg: try this lil bro

The #FSF wanted to know why I'd cancelled recurring billing immediately after my membership auto-renewed. So I told them.

I've spent the better part of half a century trying to look clean-cut and conventional, but in my old age, I'm finally starting to let my inner punk out of the closet. I'm waffling on whether to try dying my hair fun colors for the first time. If I do try the dye, what color scheme should I go for?

This is the best take on Fermi's Paradox that I've ever seen.

Fermi paradox - Wikipedia

TFW you finally start getting serious about figuring out how many miles you REALLY get to a charge on your electric motorcycle:

Not sure if true story or merely funny parable, but I WANT TO BELIEVE