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Maggie came to visit today. #CorvidsOfMastodon

On November 30, 2022, I tooted for the first time on Mastodon. “Hello world!” Then I began tooting my #music and a ton of #puns #jokes, and #memes. Everyone here responded so genuinely, and with such positivity, that I was very quickly made to feel at home. My deepest gratitude goes out to the #Mastodon community, a #community that has literally improved the quality of my time on this spinning rock as it hurtles through space, towards a future that seems more uncertain every day. You have been my friends, my therapists, my critics and fans, as well as an inspiration and reliable sounding board. Mastodon really is unlike any other “social media platform” out there. Today, I celebrate the arbitrary milestone of twelve thousand followers, and I wanted to say thank you. Thank you for the favourites, the boosts, the follows, and the comments. Thank you for your conversations, discussions, and corrections. Thank you for listening to my music and sharing your thoughts, and for following along on your chosen streaming service. Your support has been amazing. But, above all, I’d like to thank you all for making Mastodon the friendly and welcoming place that it is. My experience here has predominantly been one of acceptance and support, and it has been truly humbling. There is nowhere else quite like it. Massive huge love and big gigantic hugs to you all, - Jon #Dgar #DgarLore

Them: Look! It’s raining outside!! Me: Yes, that’s where it normally happens.

This is fine.

Them: I don’t really understand cloning. Me: That makes two of us.

Y’know how they throw the ball into the crowd when they’ve just won the game? That’s not allowed in lawn bowls. I know that now.