May your coffee be strong, and your Mondays be short. ✌️

Norway. What Australians say when surprised.

Stop blaming others for your problems. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Have you listened to the new smash hit Fedi-song that came out on Monday? It’s funny. And it’s only popular on the Fediverse. Because that’s who gets it. All you fedizens. You get it. John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis) ~ #Dgar

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John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis), by Dgar

track by Dgar

Some brazen thief has been stealing the wheels of cop cars. Police are working tirelessly to find him.