Cuts to NASA funding have them resorting to volunteers to track their billion dollar spacecraft.
Now I'm not usually one for nationalism, but seeing the racists and bigots in the anti-immigration protests suddenly getting a confused look on their face when the words of the Australian National Anthem they're singing along with state: "For those who’ve come across the seas We’ve boundless plains to share" 📄.pdf
I wrote a #song for the #Fediverse It’s out today and you can have it for free. #Boosts are welcome. 🫶 #Dgar now listening to: John Mastodon (ft. Andre Louis [@npub18q8q...pjuz]) ~ Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #CouldHaveWonFedivision #JohnMastodon #Bandcamp #Shanty #SingerSongwriter #Indie #Music #Chant #Anthem
Doctor: Describe your average night. Me: They wear suits of armour. Doctor: No, I mean at bedtime. Me: Well, they probably take it off.
Me: I have a wee cough. Boss: You have a wee cough? Me: Thanks! I’ll see you next week!
Doctor: I’m sorry, your dad is pronounced dead. Me: You’re kidding! I’ve been saying it wrong all this time??
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Me: What made you decide to become a farmer? Farmer: When I was young I kept a detailed record of cows I’d seen in a journal. Me: Okay… Farmer: That was the cattle-list!
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